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Bill Hicks
I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd say "Yeah? When?"
Stewart Francis
There’s a fine line between hyphenated words.
I used to be in a band called ‘Missing Cat’… you probably saw our posters.
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
I was going to join the debating team, but somebody talked me out of it.
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